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Eu admito, sou um otário. Todo ano eu pago caro nessa porcaria da EA Sports achando que “dessa vez vai melhorar”. Todo ano eu me frustro, xingo, desinstalo e juro que nunca mais caio nessa. Mas aí vem o EAFC 26. Eu comprei sem esperança, sem expectativa, só por costume mesmo. E pra minha surpresa... os caras enfim acertaram. O jogo tá bom. Sim, é estranho dizer isso depois de anos de trauma, mas é verdade. A jogabilidade tá fluida, os passes fazem sentido, os dribles não parecem feitos por um boneco com Parkinson e o goleiro finalmente parece entender o conceito de defender. Depois de anos lançando jogos horríveis, a EA Sports finalmente entregou algo decente. Parabéns, EA. Não pelo jogo, mas por ter me feito sentir idiota e feliz ao mesmo tempo. Nos vemos no EAFC 27, onde serei trouxa novamente.

so me estressaa nessa porra

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